Jun
26
Heroes
You're an idiot. Play a record.
Hi, I'm Jeremy. I'm 22 years old, living in Sydney, Australia.
I'm a huge fan of classic films and good time music, but also a whole bunch of things. I also tend to post a lot of attractive women on this blog, so look forward to that.
I also run a blog dedicated to the actress Paulette Goddard: http://paulette-goddard.tumblr.com/
And I run a blog dedicated to the New York punk rock scene of the mid 70s: http://fuckyeahnewyorkpunk.tumblr.com/
Posts tagged Bill Corbett
Nov
26
From the RiffTrax for “The Calendar - How To Use It”
Man: Here the calendar is really clever.
Woman: Very clever.
Bill: Dangerously clever.
Man: Watch this: all the boxes below the column marked “Sunday” will all be Sunday!
Mike: OH MY G- *head explodes*
Bill: Oh no!! It was so clever Mike’s head exploded!
Kevin: It can happen to us!
Both: Don’t think of a calendar, don’t think of a calendar…
Kevin: …you know, it is pretty clever though. No, NO!! ARGH!! *head explodes*
Bill: OH MY GOD! Kevin’s head too! I’m the only one left!! Curse you, calendar! You clever, clever AAAGH!! *head explodes*
Voice over: Ladies and gentlemen, due to the untimely deaths of Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy, RiffTrax has been cancelled. We apologize for the inconvenience, and we blame the calendar.
Oct
25
“Fully 70% of this movie is people greeting each other.”
Bill Corbett on The Room (via pushcametoshove)
(via weloverifftrax)
May
15
Excerpt from the RiffTrax commentary for “300”
Bill: Well, I think he’s certainly proved that THIS… IS… SPARTA!
Mike: (chuckles) His kids make fun of him because when he’s handing stuff on the Fourth of July he insists on saying, “THIS… IS… A SPARKLER!”
Kevin: Or maybe he’s given his car a tune-up and his kid asks “Hey Dad, what’s that small white thing with the metal at each end?” and he always replies, “THIS… IS… A SPARK PLUG!”
Bill: Or, when he sits down to a meal of juice, toast, milk and Trix cereal…
Mike: Where’s he going with this?
Kevin: I dunno.
Bill: … and he looks at his bowl of Trix and he says, “THIS… IS… SPART OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST!”
Kevin: Wow!
Mike: Oh, you pulled it out. Nicely done.
