April 2012
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aladinvain replied to your chat: Just received a 30 second “talk” by my mother about May. Forget condoms, the proper equipment is Tim Tams! The all-purpose treat! :D Gives a whole new meaning to the “Tim Tam slam” as well. (Look it up on Urban Dictionary. The implication being very, very, very NSFW. D:)
Apr 26th
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Just received a 30 second "talk" by my mother...
Her: You know about being safe?
Me: (knowing full well what she meant) Yes.
Her: About having the proper equipment?
Me: (anxious to leave the conversation) Yes.
Her: You know... condoms?
Me: (Oh my god, YES, YES, YES, LEAVE ME ALONE WOMAN FOR GOD'S SAKE) Yes.
Apr 26th
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An unpublished article I threw together a week ago was just suddenly published yesterday out of the blue by the magazine. So… I’m off the hook for having to write one for tomorrow? Hell, I’m going to interpret it like that. Sleep time.
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[[MORE]]THIS FAMILY. WITH THEIR CONSTANT CARD AND BOARD GAMES AND TALK ABOUT INCOME TAX AND CAPITALISM AND THEIR BLATANT RACISM AND CLASSISM AND IRRITATING FIGHTING AMONG THEMSELVES AND THEIR COMPLETE DISREGARD FOR ANYTHING IMPORTANT. GET ME OOOOOOOOOOUT.
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