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virginia-plain asked: HOW IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND REAL

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virginia-plain asked: I'm a double F, guys. Get it straight!

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grapesofbroth-deactivated201111 asked: The best part is in 138 days and 20 minutes when you find out that Nora is actually a creepy old man with double Ds who makes moustaches out of his masses of nose hair. And then you're actually more attracted to him than you were to whoever those pictures are of. Then you elope to Las Vegas and get married by Elvis. Also those skype conversations were faked, and he'll continually refuse...

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I’m downloading “The Thin Man” because I’m curious to see a movie where one of the main characters is named Nora. Yep.

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Stand out image from last night

My grandparents dancing to Rock Lobster. They’re seriously awesome.

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Getting dressed to “Virginia Plain” Again, another symbol for my life. Somehow.

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to-grill-a-mockingbird replied to your post: Suckiest speech in the world. People are probably… You should recite all of Percy Shelley’s Prometheus Unbound, proclaiming it as a deeply important metaphor your life. Also, use funny voices to differentiate between characters. Best 21st speech ever. Tempting! Ooh, or I could pull an Andy Kaufman and just read through the entirety of...

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Suckiest speech in the world. People are probably expecting highfalutin’ and flowery emotional language about all of the different experiences we’ve been through over the past 21 years, but I think I gush the most about Nora, who won’t even be there. This is a fair representation of my life.

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This is seriously the most rambling 21st speech, oh my god. Also, Mary Poppins is on TV. AW YEAH.

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virginia-plain replied to your post: to-grill-a-mockingbird replied to your post: Why… Im sleepy Hahahahaha, it wasn’t even plugged in.

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to-grill-a-mockingbird replied to your post: Why do I even have to say something tonight? I… IT WILL SUFFICE! AND YOU MUST DO IT! AND THEN MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEAR FOREVER! palmerraven replied to your post: Why do I even have to say something tonight? I… Do it. Oh my gosh, I’m going to. And then I can sneak back to my house and get drunk on the bottles of wine people have given...

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Why do I even have to say something tonight? I thought a 21st had other people talk about you. Ugh. I’m considering just regurgitating Bilbo Baggins’ birthday speech just so I can get a laugh out of my brother. But I guess that won’t suffice. *sigh*

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palmerraven-deactivated20120126 asked: Jeremy, you are by far the most amazing male I follow on tumblr. And Nora the most amazing female. The two of you are more epic than Bonny and Clyde.

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Anonymous asked: "... proceeded to tap her on the butt," made me laugh really hard for some reason.

Also, the fact that you and Nora will some day not have to Skype and talk online and will actually be married and living in the same house and will be able to touch each other and sleep next to each other makes me really happy. :) Yeah, that was kinda random, but I meant it.

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