May 2013
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The strange phenomenon of not watching a show anymore because it’s supposedly “declined” in quality seems to have eluded me with Community.
I love the characters and I love the tone it always has. It NEVER was ever 100% spot-on with the laughs, and it’s sometimes been too self-aware for its own good but damn it, it’s still a great show.
And DAMN IT, it still has...
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One time I also came across a book about “How to Make Your Own Chemical Weapons” and it was basically a compendium of photocopied pages from some 1940s textbook.
Yeah, we’re a little rough around the edges, this company.
noravanhorn replied to your post: noravanhorn replied to your post: Mrskin.com…
say goodbye to THESE
Spring Break! WOOOOOO!!!
noravanhorn replied to your post: Mrskin.com Presents Lesbian Movie Scenes I just…
you’re sure you didn’t order this?
Oh please, what do you take me for?
“The Big Book of Breasts (in 3D)” on the other hand…
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Mrskin.com Presents Lesbian Movie Scenes
I just found this on an order.
I’m afraid to check the ISBN on the website to see if we actually do carry this.
noravanhorn replied to your post: I will not allow you to eat that burrito. okay, I will. but please don’t let anyone see you wearing that mask.
absolutely. my mother could see that.
Compromise with a tumblr photo? This website just thinks I’m a gay guy who loves women.
After this photo I’ll be a gay guy who loves women wearing a Mexican wrestling mask.
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noravanhorn-deactivated20130518 asked: I will not allow you to eat that burrito. okay, I will. but please don't let anyone see you wearing that mask.
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noravanhorn replied to your post: noravanhorn replied to your post: Once again I…
you just became gay
That gentleman who came in will be most pleased.
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noravanhorn replied to your post: Once again I think I was hit on by a customer….
I don’t understand how do you get hit on more than I do. I’m the one with the tits.
Animal magnetism, honey. Some people got it and some people don’t.
Did I just try to be sassy? Oh dear god what’s the matter with me.
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Once again I think I was hit on by a customer. This time it was a 50-something Russophile who was telling me about the “fabulous” palaces and buildings he saw when he was there.
And he said as he left “How long are you staying here? I may definitely come in again.”
Is my face really that adorable? I don’t get it.
noravanhorn-deactivated20130518 asked: I want to be a pin up girl :3
noravanhorn replied to your post: What is Chix on 6 & Lads on 11? In years passed,…
cAN I BE A MODEL
Oh my god, YES. Not even kidding, come down here. I want to show you off to everyone. :3
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What is Chix on 6 & Lads on 11? In years passed, Australian tabloid newspapers traditionally published a photo of a scantily dressed model on page 3. The bikini models were known as the ‘Page 3 Girls’. Although ‘Page 3’ was popular with some readers, it also attracted a lot of criticism. Some argued that ‘Page 3’ demeaned women with photographs that were inappropriate for publication in a...
noravanhorn replied to your post: I was thinking about that Dylan poem, Last…
lets do something crazy
Let’s commit fraud at a top-end Las Vegas hotel and take copious amounts of hard narcotics.
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I was thinking about that Dylan poem, Last Thoughts on Woody Guthrie and thinking about how much of an impact it had on me when I still had the notion that I could do anything and I could be anyone I wanted to be. Most importantly the fact that not knowing what I wanted to do was okay.
Now that I’m full-time employed, that feeling has dissipated somewhat. I’m certain that it’s...
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When I finished my first viewing of Arrested Development I was amused and had the vague impression this was a unique sitcom. But it hadn’t sunk in.
The second viewing was basically filling in the gaps of the first viewing, and I didn’t gain anything else from it.
The third viewing is as if I just stood back and absorbed what I’ve already seen. And I was just floored at just how...
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noravanhorn-deactivated20130518 asked: it's like 80 every day now I'm constantly craving solo
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vomitshermindd replied to your post: I hate thinking about Nora at work because when I…
xD
See? I knew it was an amusing situation!
My trick is that I hold the pointy end of a paperclip into my thumb as a counterbalance.
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noravanhorn-deactivated20130518 asked: am I Greta Garbo or Joan Crawford
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kateharpers replied to your post: I hate thinking about Nora at work because when I…
wow that was not nearly vague enough wow jeremy why
What?? When I walk around the office, I get so dazed by how pretty Nora is that I end up bumping into things and it gets awkward.
The TMI is that I spilled jam on my shirt this morning.
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I hate thinking about Nora at work because when I have to get up from my desk and go across the office to get something, it gets awkward.
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noravanhorn-deactivated20130518 asked: you like girls too much
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